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Fake IPL Player returns!!
http://armball.blogspot.com/2009/10/fake-ipl-player-returns.html
Fake IPL player ki wapsi.
Fake IPL Player returns!!
So he decided to change his loyalties to Wayamba and come to India. He also got his good friend and skipper to comment in the T20 league. And what they usually wrote in the newspaper columns or post match presentations is now being uttered in commentary.
FIP is now a Wayamba player and he is Mahela Loserwardhene.
Fake IPL player ki picture abhi baki hai dost.
Degrading cricket on constant basis is not done. I get vindicated here when I said he is not a journo or person who is on payrolls of SRK few weeks back, but back then Mr Raj didnt agree with me and he had his own theory to suggest that he was one of SRK’s sidekicks.
All said and done, the FIP should be demotivated and discouraged to continue his insane posts. Ridiculing cricketers once or twice is just about ok, but consistently trophy after trophy is cheap. I am sorry, words have ceased me. So the repeated reference of cheap words. However my intent of this post is to discourage the FIP. And its always better to hold back crooked theories before spilling them out to the world that the FIP was SRK’s sidekick.
I am a fan of T20 and to my surprise I enjoyed last year’s IPL tournament. I have been unable to watch this year’s tournament because my concern is that Pakistan and its cricketers are being systematically marginalised by certain elements of the international cricket community. The removal of Pakistan’s champions from the planned T20 Champions League tournament is further evidence to support that view. I find it hard to watch tournaments from which Pakistan’s players have been deliberately excluded.
Contradictions. Paradoxes.
Kamran, you enjoyed last year’s IPl cos Pakistan players were part of it and likes of afridi were busy fighting with VVS. You liked then. This year your own PPP government banned your players crossing Wagah to play in India cos the ………………..(obvious reasons). So now you dont like IPL.
Damn you man. Pakistan was removed from CT hostage, World cup hostage and now RBC(S) cup champs are kicked out of CL later this year. Rather than pointing this to India or BCCI, go find whats happening in your country. Bombs in Lahore, Peshawar, Islamabad and every where. What do you expect ? More attacks like SL on world cricket teams ?
You guys blame India for everything that goes wrong with your cricket, but when it comes to eating a cake of riches, you want to be part of CL or IPL. When your players aint a part of IPL or CL, you hate it. Your cricket players meet with Modi, ex-players call IPL a tamasha. Rameez Raja blames IPL first and then bares his soul in IPL with some ridiculous commentary (along side other commentators).
Your players wanted to be part of ICL. Another Indian thing. Fascination for India doesnt go. You think you can kick us in the back, call us money brokers or whatever, you feel and then you want us to come back and embrace you in IPL or CL.
Say more of this stuff and I am sure BCCI wont pay heed to any PCB requests to help itself out of its mess. Remember BCCI is all powerful with money in its kitty. PCB doesnt have sanity, logic, pratical sense and moreover the money. So if you want us to help you out, keep your damned mouth shut and pack off Butt, Miandad to Swat.
FIP discloses himself.
From his accent he is not an Bong, he is a Bollywood journo with some fucking intentions to spoil the game of cricket. He seems to speak good Hindi and he knows Bollywood stuff. So imho he must be some fly on the wall who attends and follows the SRK.
He ends his RIP speech with KANK. He must be a die hard SRK hater or a lover.
WHatever he was, he has left Cricket bruised and hurt with the unproved allegations of match fixing. He began with pretending himself to be unaware of blog technology (he said he wasnt sure of how to post visitor count) , then as a sidekick player who hasnt got a talent or 2 to play a game or get a game. Yeah right, how can a sick Bollywood journo get a game. He nicknamed all players, he ripped them apart and then his language went on changing. From naive to a smart jackass.
I just wish he is flushed out whenever he is unearthed. I doubt if his identity ever would come across. And if it comes, he wont be alive for long. He might have earned lot of enemies. For sure SRK would be after this thug.
Fuck FIP. Disgrace. I just hope today ownwards FIP wont be mentioned in the traditional cricket. He might be discussed in the “social circuit” by the party hoppers, but thats not what bothers me. I just wish this kind of negative blogging doesnt become a fad for every Test series or a major tournament.
Steve Waugh for KKR ?
“Talks are on with another former Aussie player with very close ties with our city even as I write this. It seems bringing him on board will help assuage public anger. Also, Sticky has backed the idea of bringing him on. Which also means that Lordie may have no role to play next yr given his own relations (or the lack of it) with the new Messiah being brought in.”
Steve Waugh with Udayan. Thank God he has got no nick name as Pedophile Gilly or Sticky Ricky Ponting Something.
FIP is nothing more than sensationalism. He doesnt mention in his blog that if he got a game or not. That strengthens my hunch that the FIP is no body but Ghosh babu himself. Ki bolbo Ghosh bobu?
KKR !!
FIP gets a game. Messes it up
Now dude you got a game. Now shut your shit up and lay dormant sideways. You should be making high noises only when you perform.
Ajay Jadeja accuses KKR of racism
Ajay Jadeja, the notorious naughty “suspicious match fixer” has claimed that the Indians were mistreated by the KKR foreign staff. Also racist comments were passed on the Indian players. What stumps me is how come Ajay Jadeja knows this? Does that mean is Jadeja the fake IPL player or mind behind him?
Did Jadeja go to South Africa and find out the facts? Or did some player speak to him and inform Jadeja? But why Jadeja? In what capacity? This is ridiculous. I mean strange. For cheap sensation you would reap KKR’s belaugered player’s benefits?
Million dollar question is what is the source of Jadeja’s information.
You read it first time on any blog here.
Two more cents from Fake IPL player
” I want to ask you, why fix matches when you can fix the game? You take a 5-day game, make it into a day game, and then further shorten it to a 3.5 hour game. Throw in scantily dressed dancers, cleavage-showing anchors, beauty contests, dumb ass commentators with stupid jokes. And some seriously good competitive cricketers. And you have a magic potion that can hypnotise 200 Million people for 4 hours every day for more than a month. That 200 Million population has more money in their hands than any betting syndicate in the world. The game’s about your time and your money. On the issue of fixed matches, having seen guys like Aila, Sheikh, Lordie, Priest, Deewar from fairly close quarters now, I can tell you that no amount of money can lure them to lose a match intentionally.”
Priest — ??
Finally he gets some whiff of election process and speaks like a politician. Puts up a poll whether to disclose his identity or not. Elections can make a leader out of a player too. Too much of election diaspora poured out by TV this days.
In the end he puts up a word on the way IPL is being run.
One, many of you have questioned the ethicality of this blog, given that I am being paid by Dildo. I don’t think so. Dildo’s not paying me or anyone else. We are being paid by the 200 Million Indians who are following this tournament. Everybody who has put in money – the tournament organisers, TV channels, team owners etc. – sell rights and properties to brands and earn big profits. The brands, who have already paid millions, put in a few millions more and advertise on every inch they can lay their hands on. Eventually, all you guys who have spent 4-8 hours in front of your TV watching a little bit of cricket and a lot of advertisements go out to the market and purchase the colas, the mobile phones, the clothes, and the potato chips that you didn’t really need. And that’s how brands make their profit – from every rupee of your hard earned money that you spend on them. So, my friends, Dildo’s not paying me. If there’s anyone who’s paying me, it’s you. It’s my duty to entertain you. And I am doing the best I can, with the limited talent I have at my disposal.
He is turning to a saint this days, i feel.
