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Man of the hour
Let me tell you who is not.
No Samarweera or Bug bear…
No Mendis who was huge last year this tem.
No Younis Khan or Boom Boom womanizer.
No Fab Four group member. No Indian either.
Its somebody unfamiliar. Somebody who won the Ashes yet wasnt given the credit. Who was disgraced by every blogger all over the world.
I bet my 10 cents on his team and his team is in the semi finals.
He is Andrew Strauss.
One day he recalls a loser when he was out.
Second day he denies a real hero a runner when he needed the most.
Graeme Smith is second. Angelo Matthews is first.
I would beat the heat out of Strauss for denying Smith a runner.
Smith is a real hero. Forgot his heroics in Sydney last innings ? Out with bat in a broken hand ? Time and again he has been the lone ranger in his team’s wins and defeats.
So the man of the moment is Gream C Smith. Poorna wont like it. But she has to. Real heroes are liked by everybody.
And I noticed my blog isnt so popular in Sri Lanka. I have noticed in google that they say something about me in their local language.
What do i say ? Something which Dancing baby adores :
‘Naan oru thadava sonna nooru thadava sonna mathiri” Sri Lanka s a boring team to watch and so is their cricket in the backyard where no body cheers on boundaries but just a boring band keeps playing….
Raj and Prabhu can decode wot i wrote in the quotes above. Rajanikanth dialouge which says If i say it once, its like saying it 100 times. Lol. That I think would be my punch line of the blog.
Btw, the man of the hour is Graeme Smith for his heroics yet again.
Salman’s IPL team dress
Sallu bhai’s style is infectious you see.
A note to Rohit IPL Sharma
A self righteous individual would take a call now and offer the captain to get himself dropped and fly out the first taxi or cruise back to Borivali(W), contact the local coach and get a few nets in Azad Maidan or even CCI club or for that matter any local Gymkhana in your own surroundings, get a few lads to bowl you underarm, hit a few sixes, smash some windows, get some hits from the fellow society dwellers and then prepare for a long grind in the domestic cricket and pray that in a year or 2, if you regain your never existing silken touch and your spot is still up for grabs by 2010, then you should come back or else we have decided to remove you out of our system.
Its tad unfortunate that you exist in the team even now after long haul of listless performances and its a test of our patience that we have to see your disgusting lovelorn face every time 1 or 3 wkts fall. Dude, the Fashion week is around the corner and then there are lots of hot chics in South Mumbai party circuit or if you cant afford them there are lots of dance bars too open even now in Mumbai suburbs. A lot of them in Dahisar, few minutes walk from your place. You would certainly find few there. After all a cricketer is even a hot property right now. You dont have hunger for runs, albeit other hunger(s) would get satisfied and by chance if you still make it to the Champs Trophy team (you never know DBV could plant you anywhere, even on moon’s cricket team) at least you would look happy and I would be able to curse you openly seeing your face.
Right now you look remorse and sad, so i feel pity on you. Right now you look like a daily waged labourer who travels free of cost in Mumbai locals. Hell no, even he pays. What do you do? Do nothing and still grab those fat pay cheques. IPL, tour fee, ad contracts, fashion show invites and stuff. But did you know kid, all this lasts till the runs from your bat flow. If you dream of Rakhi Sawant when you bat, you are gonna get what Rakhi Sawant gets. Bhai, yeh jo IPL ka contract hai na, yeh bhi tab tak hai jub tak aapke paas runs hai. Runs nahi banaoge to ICL bhi nahi lega tumhe mere dost. Fir kisi bridge ke neeche khade hokar tum apne Mumbai Ranji mate ko nahi kah paoge “mere paas gadi hai bangla hai south mumbai flat hai tumhare paas kya hai”. And he would reply “Rohit tum aur mai isi Borivali national park ke fly over ke neeche se chale the kisi cricket ground ki aur. Fir tum kaha pahuch gaye aur me kaha chal pada. Aaj tumhare pass yeh sab hai mere bhai, lekin mere paas INDIA CAP aur IPL CONTRACT hai”. Tab kya karoge dost? yeah Mahesh Bhatt jaroor koi movie de dega tumhe.
Bhai hume maaf karo aur aapko dekhne ka jo hume majboori hai nee use door karo. Jao bhai kahi aur jao. Wo Kandivali kanda poha club me captain ki vacancy hai, waha kheloge ? Mast captain banke? Gimme a buzz if you want to.
Bahut gahra yaarana hai DK aur Veeru me.
Viru and DK were team mates in DD, but back in 2007 DK had replaced Viru as opener in Tests (starting Capetown) going till Bangalore 2007. DK was test opener when Viru lost his chance to be the skipper of India, not just Delhi Daredevils. And as time’s wheels (as they say samay ka pahiya in Hindi) rotated (ghuma), DK raja se rank ho gaya and Viru da sitara buland ho gaya. DK had an indifferent Pak series at home. Viru was out of the blues chosen for tour Down Under.
DK didnt play, Viru didnt play until Adelaide when Viru’s soi hui kismat suddenly woke up and said I would be with you my boss. And ek woh din hai aur ek aaj ka din hai Viru ne peeche mood kar nahi dekha.
Luck had it, Viru got injured or yadi media ki maane to Viru faked injury and DK was back again in the team at the expense of Viru. Wo alag baat hai ki Bhai Sahab ka VISA nahi hua aur ICC hasnt approved the replacement request.
A bit of fun here. Pakistan, humare padosi, un logo ne Arafat ko allrounder kaha, use injured kara diya and then Spinach Bhai Razzaq ko team me le liya and gajab ki baat dekho bhai ICC ne approve bhi kar diya. Butt sahab ki to chal padi.
Q bhai bade hairaan pareshan ho gaye jab unhone Butt sahab ko kahte suna ki Arafat alrounder kaha. Unka statement bada gajab tha ki he (Arafat) hardly qualifies as bowler.
To 100 million dollars question yeh hai ki DK kaha khelenge ? Keeper banenge ya batsman ya opener ? Bowling to wo kar nahi sakte. Dance jaroor kar sakte hain. Reality show pe the wo kisi zamane me. When we dont have Sreesanth in the team, DK can very well entertain team India on Patti Rap or some of AR Rehman’s super dancing songs 
. BTW AR Rehman had a concert in Pune last sunday and boy it was hit. I am a big fan of AR Rehman who hails from Tamil Nadu, haanji, wohi state jo Vindhya ki pahadiyo ke neeche hai. And I am also fan of Kalam saab, ex-president, who also hails from Tamil Nadu, the state of Amma and Karuna 
Chaloji yeh to ho gai Veeru aur DK ki baat. Bahut gahra yaarana he dono main. Yadi Gabbar aaj jinda hota, to yeh jaroor kahta. “Naach DK naach.” Like he said to Basanti in Sholay (hindi fillim hai jee, Amitabh and Dharam paaji acted along with Amjad Khan, naaji no dubbed version). Kahte hai Sholay jaisi movie naa bani hai aur naa kabhi banegi….
Koi na. DK bhai chale London aur Veeru bhai chale South Afrika. Shoulder surgery karayenge, bhel puri khayenge aur October me Champions Trophy me dhamaka karenge and Sri Lanka ki fir band bajayenge. Sorry ji, DK bhai sahab sirf T20 ke liye team me hai. One dayers me to Bhagwanji wapas aayenge, to Rohit bhai bhi bahar baithenge. Test matches me DK saab ko koi jagah nahi hai
Badi light hearted post hai ji yeh. Ab koi is par bhi gali galauj karne utar aaye to khuda khair kare aur gali bakne walo ko sadbuddhi de aur Rajni sir ki movie ka free ticket de.
Mondire IPL Bedi..
Guess who is she? Mondira Bedi, who said in 2003 that Bhajji is a leg spinner and Anil is a fast bowler. She is back with new look and she is going back to SA where she first emerged on cricket scene.
Who needs her ? Is she going to widen the audience base for cricket in India and world wide? At least rediff.com says so. Cudnt be more ridiculous statement than this. Who is going to watch her ? Her cheap flashy smile ? Before she emerged on the scene people in India used to watch cricket and she has got nothing to do with her sex appeal (whatever that means in cricketing context)….
And with Sony broadcasting more buffooons like her and Arbaaz Khan along with Karan Johar are expected to give their thumbs up to the IPL ceremony and telecast. That means in innings break, the 7 and half mins break and post match conf we wont hear about the match analysis but which cricketer was more sexy and whom wud take out on a “gay trip”. Precisely this is what i wished didnt happen. But then this is consumer age and recession hasnt caught up wid Sony and Mody. Be ready for more Johar and Mondira Bedi moments in South Africa during 2009 IPL. The presence of this elements make IPL a tamasha and not the cricketing part of it which has sadly taken the back seat.
Aaan do bhai, aan do..Aur kachra patti aan do….(Welcome more dirt and dust in the IPL)….
IPL :.Would fashion writers have a ball ? Dont kill the game
Who is more dumb ?
Preitz
Shilpa
Juhi
Neeta?
Fashion writers would have ball at the IPL venues. Gays too would have ball (gay writers who write for Fashion magazines). More than the performance with the bat and ball they would write who was more hot and who got more kisses (flying of course)and with whom you (girl) would like to go to bed with…..Ahh that would be crap!! Imagine Freddie in crickat gear appearing on same fashion magazine or MS and the ex favorite of girls — mr Wall. Oodi baba.
Alright there is fun, money and auction. Bottomline is its CRICKET — a game of bat and ball. Not the other balls. Let the game maintain its sanity amidst the intrusion of dirt and unwanted glitz elements.
Shoaib Malik Bowled Sayali Bhagat
“It is a meaty role and the offer they have made is very handsome, so I am giving it a serious thought. But, obviously, lot of things remain to be sorted before I sign the contract,” Malik said.
Malik, however, dispelled the impression that because of his friendship with Sayali he is concentrating more on a career in Bollywood than cricket.
“Cricket is my bread and butter and passion. I am totally focused on cricket and want to taste more success,” he said.
The film, to be directed by Wilson Louis, is a love story between a cricketer and a model, and will have both Malik and Sayali playing themselves. Media reports suggest that Malik and Sayali have been romantically linked for quite some time.
However, Malik made it clear that while he had been seeing Sayali for the last six months they are just good friends and not involved with each other romantically.
ICL Sawant’ed
So thats the commitment of ICL to benefit the “young cricketers” of India !!!. Rakhi Sawant to be the lead or head cheerleader for the ICL crap beginning Oct 10, 2008. Thats the last straw in the ICL’s coffin. Its gone. Promotions and out of the box thoughts have gone nude.
All I can say is have a huge laughter when you see ICL games by chance during the epic Australia series. Grow up Mr Chandra!! Get some good ideas to counter IPL. Who wants funny wamps or skinny lasses (or dimwits) in “cricket” ?
One end we have Kapil Dev and Tony Greig in the ICL board and then we have Rakhi Sawant. Utter crap and childish!! Whats Rakhi Sawant going to do when a four or six is hit ? Pull down her “clothes” and scream with willy eyes which would put Murali to shame ). Or is she gonna run down to the batsman hittin six and smooch him ? And then there would be a headline “Rakhi Sawant Showzz”
